Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Please forgive the lateness of my reply.

Is it just me or was the first thing you recalled after hearing about Ringo's irritable plea to his fans to not send him any more fan mail was that old episode of the Simpsons when Marge sends him a portrait and gets a response from him decades later?

Well whatever busy side activity he's working on (The New Beatles? Ringo Starr and His Second Team All-Starr Band?) I'm sure it's a wholly valid and compelling reason for issuing his fans a peace and love filled message of alienation. Frankly, I would have found it far more interesting if he had flashed just one half of a that peace sign while addressing his fans.

I, at this time, would also like to extend a message to all fans of "Victor Sells Out" to stop swamping my mailbox with superfluous, gushing, fan mail and requests for autographs. As of October 14th, I will just set fire to them on sight. I am simply too busy with my breakneck, every three days or so, posting schedule to properly answer them all.

Financial donations and offers of no strings attached casual encounters accompanied by self photographs will still be accepted.

1 comment:

  1. ...please where can I buy a unicorn?