Abject Drunkeness Come on Down!!

You know many times I find myself thinking "if only somebody combined the suspense and excitement of a "Price is Right" pricing game with the one of a kind experience of binge drinking." Lo and behold my wishes have been answered:

I can't believe they were selling this stuff for years at Kohl's and Targets in usually the Kitchenware departments of all places, next to knife holders and decorative tea cozies. Unfortunately like all wonderful dreams this too is alas fleeting.

Perhaps they'll find other games to convert like "Punch a Bunch", "One Away", "Hole in One", or the perfectly titled "That's Too Much!"